malfazar42

Today, I overheard my parents talking about my husband. Apparently, they think he's a nice guy and all, but they don't really see him as "husband material." They think I would have been better off with my ex, who doesn't have a job and hurt me both physically and mentally. FML

Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML