imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML 32 951 3 094
Self-fulfilling prophecy Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML 33 949 3 816