EvilErik

Mr Wellington, New Zealand, New Zealand 43 years-old

thatsureshowedme This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Auckland, New Zealand

Steve McQueen would be ashamed

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML

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endure_survive 15 December 2014, 03:17 Hamilton, New Zealand

Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML

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Anonymous 27 January 2016, 19:43 United States

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my husband when we heard a baby coo. This would have been adorable, if we had a baby. FML

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