Cococautly
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Ballplayer234
Acesup111
United States
You what now?
Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML
jen
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
No life
Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML
Jack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML