Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML 31 569 13 837
cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML 35 654 3 859