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5.9Cummins 11 September 2011, 03:18 Canada

KEEP IT DOWN

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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trembelwick 3 December 2011, 10:04 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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Anonymous 8 September 2012, 14:20 Rhodes, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML

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