Keep it down Rusty - - United States - New City Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML 30 197 2 583
Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML 48 244 6 335