The Customer Is Clueless Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00 Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML 3 208 296
TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00 Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML 4 901 298
Trump Supporters Mistake Reading Rainbow’s LeVar Burton for LaVar Ball, Flood Him With Angry Tweets Nina - 23/11/2017 22:00 - France The irony of the man who taught so many to read being bombarded by angry tweets from people who failed to read is not beyond us and all of Twitter is shaking it’s head right now. 0 0
Cops Fight Cops, Not Crime In Confusing Undercover Drug Sting Gone Wrong Nina - 17/11/2017 17:30 When two separate special ops units in Detroit found themselves face to face in the streets, they both thought they’d busted their guys, but when one team attempts arrest the other, the incident turns into a veritable clusterfuck of FML ending up in the hospital. 0 0
The Finalists for the 2017 Comedy Wildlife Awards Have Been Selected And They’re As Funny As They Are Cute Nina - 14/11/2017 22:00 Nature photographers capture the stunning beauty and elegance of wildlife in action. They also capture animals being derps. The Comedy Wildlife Awards represent the derpiest derps of them all. 0 0