Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML 50 717 5 373