Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
BigAl170
Narnia, The Wardrobe It's complicated
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Pharr, United States
Party time!
Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML