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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

You're kidding me?

Today, after being stood up at a diner, I called the girl who was supposed to have met me. Turns out, she thought I was kidding when I asked her out. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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coolboy675 16

Sounds more like a poor excuse on her part since you did get a hold of her number?

Crofty92 17

She sounds like a bitch, you probably dodged a bullet there, OP.

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Comments (37)

masterblaster288 14

Rough break bro, but their are plenty of fish in the sea.

UTK_The_INC 7

Raj Koothrappali moment.

the_untouchables 15

She probably just thought it was to good to be true OP. :)

carldaniel 6

that's rough man, she was probably a bitch though..

Xotoolyxo 16

She sounds like she needs to get over herself

every1luvsboners 11

She thought I was kidding when I asked her on a date. I thought she was kidding when she told me she doesn't like being chained up in my basement.

lucyskydiamonds 5

Everyone's being so quick to call this chick a bitch, but did any of you stop to think maybe she has low self-esteem or isn't used to being asked out? Don't be so quick to judge.

alexandraerin 6

I agree. The two things that pop into my head are either that the girl in question is used to being teased or has been the victim of such a prank in the past, or that the OP was overly jokey about it in the first place (possibly from being too nervous to do it straightforwardly, for instance).

dmklake 14

It is also possible she thinks she is too good for the OP.

Lerais 9

I feel you bro, same thing happen to me, except I was stood up at a restaurant owned by my family.

TogeBara 12

If your family worked there then you got lucky. No one should let the girl meet the fam' on the first date. Try again at a non family owned restaurant and take her to yours later.

worldclassrager 41

Well did a date happen? Looks like you asking was a bit nervous...

dcats 13

At least she thought you were kidding. Once I was eating in a restuarant all by myself because she decided not to show.