Van
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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What's cooking?
Today, I took a hot plate out of the oven with my fancy silicone oven mitt. Seconds after carefully placing it on the cook top, I picked it up with my left, unprotected hand. FML
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Yargurt 0
You may want to purchase a second one.
pattheaninal 9
In Soviet Russia, hot plate puts you in oven.
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Comments (72)
Feverrotes 15
Since when did FML.com become I'mRetarded.com ?
ThatGuy9 0
are you blonde?
perdix 31
You should just stuff the silicone in your boobs and hope it makes you look pretty. You're too dumb to be in the kitchen, so you have to be good in the sack. I'll make my own sammich, thank you.
blastvortex 4
D'oh! ... Or was that, "Derp!" ... Hmm, it's quite well both, actually.
aksteve 4
damn this is a boring fml...zzzzz
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
This is old. I've seen this before on this site. Saaaaamefag.
LilaBear 2
actually I've only seen them in pairs once or twice... they usually come just as a single mitt, so you have a free hand to use a serving utensil. I usually use a folded-up tea towel if I think I"ll need both hands.
oogyboogy 6
I did that once I had two pans of cookies and I took one out and was supposed to put the other one in but I just made a mistake and picked up the wrong one
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you expect us to feel sorry for your stupidity?
chingchongbinbin 0
This is a "here's your sign" not an fml
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Why did my comment get deleted? This was much funnier the first time on this site.