Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3 cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML
Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML
Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML
Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML
Today, my son had an excessive nosebleed, like I did when I was little. I called my parents to ask what the name of the surgery was that I had to stop the bleeding. They don’t know because they don’t remember me needing surgery for that, OR when I had my tonsils and adenoids removed. They remember my brother’s though. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
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block1 2
I'm part of that 99%
Ashleywright32 0
I faced the same issue..... In the hospital for two and a half weeks! Good luck hope ya get to feelin better soon.....
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sarahmcgeee 5
it's actually a 1 in 5 chance; which is 20% but if you take the right steps and procedures to recovery, it won't happen to you. it really does suck, I'm very sorry. but it's your fault it happened
grapist 0
how is it they're fault?
sarahmcgeee 5
because they didn't take care if themselves. stay super hydrated and the scab won't be able to break causing a bleed if the OP was smart they would've done there own research and figured it all out, and them heard it all again when the doctors told them it's not my fault the OP is stupid.
grapist 0
who are those ppl that say u totally deserved it? wtf is wrong with u guys
mattstive 0
if its deadly how did you post this.?
shepoopi 0
but isn't 1% like 70,000,000 people? you're not alone.
shepoopi 0
but isn't 1% like 70,000,000 people? you're not alone.
mr_miyagi 0
hahah op might die! haha
connerl23 0
the same thing happened to me!
vvmativv 8
I'm part of the 1% too, it's fun to wake up with blood all over your pillow and vomiting blood clots!
itsBEarrOHseeK 3
This happened to me. It's really not that bad; they just cauterize your throat and keep you in the hospital for a bit making sure you're not bleeding and you can eat properly. The most annoying thing about my experience is that they would wake me up all the time to take blood samples, but would never, ever hit my vein on the first try. Training fail.
thinkinboutyou12 0
Then why are you on FML??