Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
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faitoh 10
Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
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flockz 20
**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
dancinwookie 21
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.
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Comments (151)
Grayce_123 0
I run and ride my bike a lot and this happens all the time. It makes me so mad and I might do the same thing next time it happens!!
btob143 6
YDI for being an asswipe
LyricaSilvan 30
That's what you get for being a douche.
16sparklytrees 13
ydi asshole
whymeplease44 8
ydi. just ydi
theaustin 16
YDI, inconsiderate idiot
Siehnados 17
While it's a "good laugh" to make him jump, he might just jump into the side of your car. You're a ********, who clearly has no common sense and a hot temper. You probably shouldn't have a driver's license.
bigdickmystic 4
You totally deserved it asshole. Be glad he didn't do worse.
lucasj2345 7
what a dick you are.
shannon2348 14
I'm curious as to why you think that would be fun. You sound like an ass. ydi