Anonymous
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Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML
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Tarlachia 33
You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a **** star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.
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Aiden89 23
Lol, one of the best FMLs, ever.
wickedgetz 30
mom's, they can make light of any situation, you have a great mom op, hope she doesn't bring it up at a family gathering or in front of your friends
pjsr 33
"Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Do we we have a yardstick anyplace?"
Cali 57
Best answer fosho.
joeyl2008 29
Why did you measure in the shower? Couldn't you have done it in your room? That way it wouldn't matter if you left the rules out.
Zanquis 22
Most likely lack of locks on doors and/or lack of privacy.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why did your girlfriend want you to do that? Is the size of your penis a major factor in the relationship? If so, maybe you should re-evaluate it.
Bridger Card 3
That's when you say I don't know I didn't have a yardstick
Jillyfish13 6
Umm.... why would your mom ask?