Today, the stalker flatmate who has been obsessed with me since I first moved into the flat two years ago, graduated. Apparently he told everyone we are an item, because his parents and relatives were smiling and taking pictures of me from their seats two rows ahead of mine at the ceremony. FML
Trillian87 tells us more.
This little story actually happened a little while ago, I had to use the "Today" form because of the page's standard, but at least I can tell you how it ends. I moved into the flat when I was barely 19, while the flatmate-stalker (also nicknamed The 28 Years Old Virgin) was seven years older than me. He started to be obsessed with me after we went to the cinema together (the other two flatmates were supposed to come with us but they didn't), and he got convinced we were on a date. I didn't move out because at the time I was quite naive and I was getting together well with everyone else, plus the flat was really close to my uni and relatively cheap, and I thought that he was about to graduate anyway. His parents, for the records, are creepier than him: his dad came to visit once and my roommate caught him opening our wardrobe and going through our clothes, about a month before this episode. After graduation he had to move out because his mum wasn't willing to pay for the rent anymore and found him a job (he wanted to stay a bit longer but fortunately didn't happen), and came to visit unannounced a few times. About one year after he sent me a text out of nowhere (I didn't speak with him for months) saying that it was over and he was sorry if he did something to make me want to break up with him, so I guess that at that point after imagining us dating and getting together I probably left him. I hear he's doing fine and got his first girlfriend.
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laurenasabutton 26
Either that, or the entire family is stalking you.
perdix 31
You should play along and not humiliate the poor devil in front of his family. A few years after the wedding, you should be able to leave in a way that keeps everyone's pride intact.
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Comments (71)
JasonUMN 15
Talk about a creepy "extended family".
4funzies 13
I'm sorry, honey bunch, I didn't mean to freak you out. Kidding, I'm a girl. :) Hopefully your problem is fixed now that you are graduating.
Juneyah1017 9
You should have gave em the finger.
Korosuhito 26
You've moved out now though... Right?
MissWhitneyB 17
Just smile it out. After the ceremony, get out of there
alexhoelke 6
Uh lol?
brittyboo123 35
Now he'll always have pictures of you OP. He will find you. RUN OP RUN.
trbuson 11
You should charge them for every picture they take of you.
golden_warrior 23
So did they invite you to dinner to celebrate?
redbandit9877 12
Stories like this are why you should try to get your own place with people you trust.