479firefighter
Today, my wife was complaining she always has to put up the Christmas tree. So this year while she was out shopping, I decided to put it up. I set it too close to the fireplace and it caught fire. I'm a firefighter. FML
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ScreamAimFire 0
guess the fire got angry and called a hit on your house
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this is proof that you fine muscled men are not all perfect
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devebe 0
It's a good thing you're not an English teacher, because it should be "*too close to the fireplace", not 'to'.
spanelli 16
Thank you for pointing that out. It was annoying me.
sourgirl101 29
Mistakes many people make often. to/too than/then your/you're I'm sure I'm missing a bunch.(:
c8750 2
Their/there/they're is a really common one you're missi g
c8750 2
*oops, missing
DocBastard 40
So now you're a firestarter...twisted firestarter...
ClandestineGhost 0
So, does that make you an Instigator for saying that OP is not a Prodigy of the firefighting class? I apologize; I cannot in good conscience let a good music reference go to waste.
DakotaCat 4
Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Corey850 0
haha WIN
sourgirl101 29
I did but only because I thought it was a vibrator.(;
RedPillSucks 33
Damn, sourgirl. Which fire were you trying to extinguish?
jorrrdddinnn 1
it seems like firefights set more things on fire than they save. since my moms friend (a firefighter) was lighting a fire work over the rest of them and dropped it. now we have a hole in our granittop outside.
frankel10 0
couldn't understand what you were trying to say. he light something and dropped it? be more clear lol
SomePinkTape 0
she said he was lighting a firework over the other fireworks and dropped it. making the one he lit start the others.
ulicksam 0
The stupidity of some people never ceased to amaze me. YDI YDI YDI.
W4X 0
So it shouldn't be such a problem then.
sfv818danny 0
freaken Idiot!!!!!!!
crazypomgurl3 0
FAIL
Fuzzfoot 0
you look suprized in your pic
RedPillSucks 33
Smokey, the Bear, stomps out blazing tree. Drags it outside to the side walk. Hooty, the Owl, pecks Smokey's eyes out, screaming "I said don't pollute, you bastard". Smokey eats Hooty. The End.
perdix 31
Face it, you are a pyromaniac and you became a fireman to get to see the really great fires and play with your hose.
Ismellwin 0
If there weren't benefits like these, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have firefighters.