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KatzVKatz Novo Mesto, Slovenia

Today, my boyfriend gave me serious shit because I couldn't name 10 Pokémon. He said he even considered dumping me. Glad to know he has his priorities straight. FML

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Hey, I didn't think this would get published, but here it is! Now for some explanations: 1. I did watch Pokemon when I was younger and I liked it. When he dared me to name 10 first gen Pokemon I was sure I could do it ... Guess my memory is not that good, but I already know that :D 2. He did admit eventually that he was sorta kinda joking. I knew he couldn't be serious about dumping me, but he did take the joke a bit too far, like yelling at me and sulking for half an hour. 3. I do take interest in his interests, we talk a lot about the games he plays and the series he watches, and do a lot of stuff together. We do have a lot in common. It's just that where he likes Pokemon to the point of fangirling about it, I'm the same with Harry Potter and Dr. Who. 4. I asked him to name ten spells from Harry Potter and he couldn't do it, so I guess we're even! Ha! :D

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tiredofwaiting 25

I played the game when I was younger and I do not even remember the names smh.

I can name 10 Pokemon, been with my bf 9 years.. get your priorities straight. Gotta take interest in stuff he likes too.

Never said I didn't. Read the follow up.

The_madmax 23

don't be a bitch.

eevee, jolteon, glaceon, leafeon, flareon, umbreon, espeon, vulpix, snorlax, syther cx

I agree with him sorry op

How the **** is knowing 10 spells from Harry Potter the same as naming 10 pokémon. ?

Dump him he sounds like a moron.

i would have dumped you my girlfriend knows almost all of them and you could be like that but no you dont know 10 im disgusted

Bro, I LIKE pokemon and I can't name ten of them. Some people suck at names to begin with.

If you can't name 10 Pokémon, then you're a ******* loser. I would've dumped you. people need to stop abandoning who they are so that other people will like them.

Huh? How am I abandoning my true self by not being able to name 10 Pokemon?