memphis201
Lexington, United States
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14
Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.
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KiiwiiRox 6
Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Lemon party?
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Could be worse. You could have been slicing habañeros.
fizzamj 6
Sooo when life gives you lemons you shouldn't insert a tampon?
Enslaved 38
Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg. ***Led Zeppelin's "The Lemon Song" is now playing in my head.:P
tisvana20 6
And yet that is disgustingly appropriate. Pass the brain bleach please.
KingCeltic77 18
Love Led Zeppelin!
MissAmz 7
Well, it's better than chili! D:
someone3225 2
Why?
SusanStyles 5
Obviously because it burns.
jgriff79 23
Lesson learned? Life is full of them.
DukeLeto 14
Sour puss...
osm1989_fml 6
I don't understand the problem? I don't know about other ladies, but I don't have to touch myself when I use a tampon. One of us is doing it wrong.
tymarie2012 31
Some girls have to stick it in farther just to get it in a comfortable spot. I know I do.
perdix 31
What's the OP's gender? This would be extra-hilarious if it's a dude.
RochelleRedvines 8
Well, hey, tampons are good for nosebleeds.
perdix 31
And gunshot wounds :D
RedPillSucks 33
dammit prefix. I wanted to break comment this. I was thinking he would apply it rectally.
NoBuenoLeno 9
Well that's why they tell you to wash your hands before you use it. YDI.
memphis201 14
I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that.