Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML
ballplaya52 tells us more.
ballplaya52 10
Hey all! OP here. I just a wanted to clear a few things up. I know the wording may have been confusing and given you all the wrong image. When I said that she'd embarrass me by singing in public, I literally meant singing. To me. About me. In public. Loudly. Like not even a real song. But when I read over it when it got published, it sounded to me like people could interpret it like she would sing karaoke or something. Anyways it only lasted a minute or so so it wasn't that bad, but we did get some stares. And for those comments saying to live a little, I don't sing or dance in public as a personal rule because I'm not any good at either. Anyways thanks to the moderators for publishing this and I will see you guys around on this awesome website :)
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
rockne93 17
Live a little OP
paigexox0 37
If my mom was that awesome id probably join her
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (88)
ballplaya52 10
Hey all! OP here. I just a wanted to clear a few things up. I know the wording may have been confusing and given you all the wrong image. When I said that she'd embarrass me by singing in public, I literally meant singing. To me. About me. In public. Loudly. Like not even a real song. But when I read over it when it got published, it sounded to me like people could interpret it like she would sing karaoke or something. Anyways it only lasted a minute or so so it wasn't that bad, but we did get some stares. And for those comments saying to live a little, I don't sing or dance in public as a personal rule because I'm not any good at either. Anyways thanks to the moderators for publishing this and I will see you guys around on this awesome website :)
MzZombicidal 36
Well now I'm even more curious as to what she sung! :P
ballplaya52 10
I guess the world will never know. :3 trololol
anyoldnamewilldo 23
LOL...sorry OP, but I always tell my kids that there are only a few perks to being a parent. Embarrassing them in public is just one of them. ;) Think of all the times you probably embarrassed her when you were little. She probably has a few FML moments of her own to tell.
tvwrestler98 14
Show your mother some respect, genius! People like you shouldn't be disrespecting people like that! And That's coming from a 15 year-old kid! I'm just kidding! Lol. I would do the same too!
GoGrace231 2
and this goes to prove that you would not be very good in a hostage situation: kidnapper-you want me to kill you? you-do it I date you I bet you won't. …and if you are ever in a hostage situation this is how you will die
ballplaya52 10
This is true.
lafilleinvisible_fml 2
Worse answer. That'll actually make her wanna do it more if u didn't know
3Runnerkid 2
Sounds like you have an awesome mother.
kenyrabit 25
"Can you sing with all the voices of the wiiiiiiiind! ..."
Anonymous12316 0
You had that one coming