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By breedles - 18/08/2016 17:20 - United States - Reading

Today, I discovered my blind date is a racist. How did I discover it? I'm black. FML

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hoponpip 20

Friday 19 August 2016 16:31

the OP clearly found out because of a reaction or comment their blind date made. it's not hard to figure out. and you dismissing their experience is offensive as well. grow up.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:18

That doesn't explain how you discovered it. Unless he/she made a racist comment. You being black doesn't automatically equal racism either. They could have been a Chinese guy hating on a Hispanic person.

hoponpip 20

Friday 19 August 2016 16:31

the OP clearly found out because of a reaction or comment their blind date made. it's not hard to figure out. and you dismissing their experience is offensive as well. grow up.

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