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Poetry in politics

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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meirasanya 10

And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

You ******* deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

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drink absinthe on next exam and write something about the fifthly stories between you and your granny.

political correctness to the extreme........ drinking alcohol before exams are the best ideas ever!

I see a few anti-Obama comments..wow, and you say democrats are the "salty" ones. Is that a hint of hypocrisy I see?

Are you ******* stupid or what? why would you drink right before an exam. ydi

IThriveWithYourPain 14

Im ******* dying!!

sarahcroy20 12

I'm pretty sure that if you had drank a whole fifth you would have been falling down drunk so im a bit dubious about this.

randybryant799 21

I really don't know why you even bothered taking the exam. Obviously you don't care.