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ferrin10 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Little Red Corvette

Today, I was mowing lawns for my summer job. I noticed next to me a shiny new Corvette being washed by the owner. I gave a friendly wave, just as I heard a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. FML

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DUDE A CORVETTE!!!!!??? come on!!!

It wasn't your fault, your lawnmower did it.

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Comments (76)

heavenandhell 0

the owner probably deserved it karma

eminem66 0

'Tis why there are such things as MULCHING MOWERS, not SD.

Stevieebabyy 0

Oh damn.

sammy2093 0

I'm sorry but that sux fyl

shnibz101 0

LOL

I'm gonna call fake. rocks don't shoot that far. and if you were close enough to hit it with a rock then you would have covered his car in grass clippings

Darling_Cherry 5

Yes they do #30, I've had a tiny rock shoot up at me while my dad was mowing the grass a few feet away.

You got PWNED!!!

Darling_Cherry 5

Dear ferrin10, This is the funniest story I've ever heard. Thank you for the laugh so early in the morning. I hope you still have balls. XOXO, Cherry

damn lol

I went over a rock with a lawn mower and it shaterd the rock and a shard cut my leg