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HOAs suck

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

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Report the housing association to the city? They probably can't be telling people to do that right now.

Pee on it.

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Tell the city you are being proactive in preventing wildfires

I think you can get your lawn painted with eco friendly paint.I have heard lots of people are doing it especially because of the drought.

Damned if ya do damned if ya dont lol

Send them each 75 bucks.

Green paint!

I live in California where the drought is and I remember everyone getting a letter from their water company saying what days of the week we are allowed to use our hose to water our plants. Mine is Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

pour bleach or antifreeze on your neighbors lawns. then there grass is dead, your grass is dead, and the hoa cant bitch. all the lawns look the same

Water your lawn. When the fine from the city comes, forward it to you HOA for payment! I don't advocate suing , usually, but this is one caae where I would love to see a Judge get involved. Good luck OP!

Green spray paint exists for a reason

spray paint your grass. this is actually a real solution... just find out what paint to use.