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Crotch shot

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Horses are mainstream, I ride giraffes.

Sarah Jessica Parker was in your backyard?

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YDI what were you doing in your back yard?

That's life MOSH

Horses were here first though. Just sayin'.

maybe he was just horsing around(cheesy pun)

JukeboxValkyrie 19

I used to have a horse that drank beer from the can. After a few, he'd go apeshit on the bales of hay.

F**k your Mitsubishi I've a horse outside! F**ck your Honda civic I've a horse outside. And if you want a ride I've a horse outside!! ( all sang in very thick irish accent)

davidkx125253 0

That's a kick in the dick!!!

Cheerieful_fml 2

But you rented one.

Cheerieful_fml 2

But you rented one.