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Bumpy ride

Today, I'm stuck in a taxi cab while the driver listens to a radio show about sex fetishes. Can't wait to look him in the eye as I pay him. FML

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drayloon 50

Hopefully, he wasn't expecting a tip. From you, anyway

I don't know about everyone else... but me personally I would have asked him to change the station or turn it off.

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drayloon 50

Hopefully, he wasn't expecting a tip. From you, anyway

incoherentrmblr 22

This sounds like Chatterbox FM from GTA3...

Then don't look him in the eye

Ask him to sit on your chest!

What? Why would she do that? O.o

Was there an 'h' missing there #3? :)

Laughed at your comment for a good 3 minutes, #3.

I keep rereading the comment inserting h's in random spots. I can't find it...

I don't know about everyone else... but me personally I would have asked him to change the station or turn it off.

Not me. I do love a good awkward situation once in a while.

To make it worse, I would have asked him to turn in up.

Wizardo 34

50 Shades of Fake Taxi

GrimReefer66 29

I wonder how many girls avoid taxis now? Or how many want to go back?

Yes look deep into his eyes that will teach him a lesson as you pay him.

Hey I mean he could have been moaning along too.

Why not ask him to change the radio station..

BlockOfRedStone 25

@25 As someone who lives in a rural area and has never been in a cab, I have to ask - Why can't you ask him to change the station? Is there a fee? Is it rude?

lastunusedname 11

No, he'll just tell you to **** yourself and deal with it.

Is it loveline? Because that show is pretty entertaining

Are they at least interesting fetishes being discussed? You could learn a thing or two.. If not, FYL