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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff Franklin, United States

Ballsy move

Today, I finally got the balls to ask the girl of my dreams out, but all I could talk about was my two cats. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Cats got your tongue?

It happens, everyone experiences anxiety and having nothing to say. Just try to relax next time and be yourself, eventually you'll gradually grow more comfortable around her

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If it turns out that she also loves cats, then you will may be successful and eventually get the pussy

If she likes cats, it may have been fine. If she doesn't like cats, then don't bother with her. ;)

Can't hug every cat ?

Looks like she dodged a bullet

Did she at least seem interested?

next time try anal

starbound1332 2

At least you talked to her.

Acknowledge you were awkward and tell her she makes you nervous. It’ll come over as a compliment to most women.