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Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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kbtoys 2

Haha, I did that recently, except it was just my bangs. And tequila, instead. But damn if it isn't taking forever for my ******* bangs to grow out...

derailed 1

I hate the mods who let this stupid shit pass more than anything

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Comments (37)

chere3249 0

Ha. Greatest fml ever [sarcastic]

randomxtremely 0

Yeah retard don't go and get drunk

smartsportsbabe 0

Ok brittney lol

simplen 0

Well, I can't say anything else other than YDI. At least, its easily fixable by a hairdresser and it will grow out.

stepup0220 0

how's your hair look? (:

UberFail79 0

Well, at least you weren't on ecstasy this time.

Spongii101 12

This made me laugh. It never gets old.

wheatie 0

ughh whiskey :/ yumm vodka(:

Alymc13 0

aaaaaahahaha... dont you just love waking up the next morning and saying to yourself "****! i swear this is the last time i drink!" then getting drunk and stupid all over again the next day =)