By LordBubbleWrap - 25/01/2016 05:13 - United States - East Hartford
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Rude awakening
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hyde Park
By Rusty - 12/12/2015 00:49 - United States
Flavor of the month
By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States
These boots were made for walking
By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States
By kindasortayeah - 05/10/2015 01:26 - United States - Purling
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No, he hasn't seen my feet. I found out he actually has asked nearly every person in the store because he hosts private foot fetish parties for clients. Part of me actually pities the man because he's just trying to make extra money, but I would never ever consider being part of those parties.
By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom
Exorcism time
By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 18:47 - United States - San Francisco
By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin
By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway
By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo
By julie24 - 30/05/2014 02:30 - France
Let it all out
By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
Things ain't changed much
By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa
By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:41 - Australia - Brisbane
FREEBIRD!
By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming
By DeeZeeMb - 20/12/2015 12:40 - Slovenia - Maribor
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I wanted to comment on this early, because the FML 300 character limit doesn't really allow for a proper explanation... One day i suddenly started limping, and there was sometimes a strange clicking sensation in my foot as i was walking, but there was absolutelly no pain. A little later my foot was swollen, but still no pain, and i went to my doctor. She gave me Ibuprofen and sent me home. Obviously it didn't help with the swelling, so i went back. She gave me a stronger anti swelling medication, and sent me to the rheumatologist, since we couldn't figure out what was wrong. The rheumatologist gave me the strongest anti swelling medication they had, and sent me to the pulmonologist, vein ultrasound, urine tests, genetic blood testing and finally the x-ray which revealed two broken bones. The clicking sensation i felt during the first days was the two bones snapping back and forth while walking. I was in complete shock when i found out i had two broken bones in my foot, and even more so, when i realized they were grown back together allready, but far from perfectly. I immediatelly went to a traumatologist, but they said there was nothing they could do, that i would have had to come to them in the first two weeks. This actually all happened a year ago, and my foot is now slightly better, but still far from perfect. It is slightly deformed due to the bone callus that forms around the broken bones - it's pushing the healthy bones appart, making my foot wider than it should be. But this will go away, and i have high hopes that at least externally my foot will appear normal. As for walking, i barelly limp anymore, so i have high hopes for that as well. But fact is, my foot will never be the same again...
By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada
Demented
By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States
By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan
By everfresh - 26/01/2011 10:38 - Finland
Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
By MT - 19/09/2012 17:25 - Finland
By martinaaah - 24/09/2012 19:35 - United States - Bellingham
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By jeffswife - 09/10/2009 07:51 - United States
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Lol! Despite all the mean comments, I thought I would clarify a few things. #1 I am completely aware that I deserved it. #2 The whole reason I had the diamond in a baggie in my pocket was that I had JUST picked it up from the store. We were not buying their solitaire mounting, because I already had another setting picked out at a different store. #3 My mom was babysitting my son, and had taken him on an hour long drive, so I was waiting at the mall for her to come back, she would call me when she got home. I went across the way to the Apple Store, and I was only there for about half an hour when she called me, and I took out my phone. #4 I don't own a handbag! I'm not a girly girl and I hate purses. The good news: I filed a police report to get the footage from the Apple Store. They caught the person who didn't turn it in. =P KARRRMA. They had already sold it, but my insurance is replacing it. Also, anyone who thinks this is something to get divorced over...you are ridiculous. =] My husband and I are very much in love, and we have a beautiful baby boy together. These are petty little things. Money comes and goes, and it is not worth fighting over.
By not jacked - 20/04/2016 11:35 - United States - East Hartford
Thanks, I guess
By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States
One day…
By Anna - 29/09/2015 14:58 - Sweden - Västerås
Weird flex, but OK
By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57
By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada
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OP here. yeah i flew into a fit of rage which resulted in angry snow shoveling. I get that the airlines were busy but being hung up on by microsoft Sam was just to much.