By sophietr8 - 19/01/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Ferwoude
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By MenSuck - 01/09/2009 03:56 - United States
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Just to clear the air: 1.I'm not a ****, obviously, since I didn't sleep with the creep 2.I did not know about the girl 3.Sort of dating means: going on dates, kissing, holding hands, but not boyfriend/girlfriend (aka that weird stage when your facebook relationship status goes blank or to it's complicated) 4.Trust me, I ran very fast, and there were no obvious warning signs 5.Thanks for reading.
By CollegeBoy - 13/04/2011 13:07 - Canada
Besties
By Oh dear... - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Keep it down
By lukas - 11/01/2014 00:24 - Canada - Lyndhurst
TMI
By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 21:08 - United States - San Marcos
Nope
By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States
Maoism intensifies
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By LA - 17/02/2009 01:31 - United States
Early learner
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Fridge fight
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By foreverafatty - 31/03/2011 05:49 - United States
Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator
By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States
The talk
By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States
Bored out of our minds
By Maxx - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
What are you not getting?
By fuck no! - 19/04/2020 23:00
Mystery
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By Ramis182 - 16/12/2013 08:52 - United States - Auburn
Slam the brakes
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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States
Says something about you, probably
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By ashsaunde - 08/12/2013 06:58 - United States - Denver
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Hey OP here! First off, thanks for publishing this. It's the first one I've ever submitted. Secondly, yes he was finger painting with it as well as wiping his butt on everything in his room. We're in the middle of potty training so he thought he was helping by cleaning himself off. I also had to clean him and all of his stuffed animals up because he got it EVERYWHERE. Yes, he did get punished in an appropriate way because he's not gonna know it was wrong unless I teach him. And to the comment that I said I need to watch him better, it was while he was napping in his room. Any parent knows you can't watch your kids constantly.
By Cathy - 17/01/2012 00:33 - United States
By notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China
Reported
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Sharing is caring
By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 14:00
The clichés are real
By Krish Kochar - 08/11/2022 10:00 - Canada
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In order to explain more, my aunt had promised to lend her the shirt, so she was a little angry that my uncle used that one in the open casket. It was just a momentary thing, but yeah, it was pretty bitchy. I already had a long conversation with her about it.