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By thundermoo - 27/05/2016 16:13 - United States - Decatur
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By MerryChristmas - 15/07/2018 14:30 - United States - Moore
By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom
Invaded
By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville
What ARE you doing?
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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By ButILiveHere - 10/10/2018 03:00 - Netherlands - Voerendaal
More whine?
By Sonofaquiche - 30/06/2017 22:00 - Germany - Gochsheim
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Hey guy and girls, OP here. As someone mentioned drinking age is different in Germany. Roughly speaking: Beer and Wine at the age of 16, the hard stuff at 18. So don't worry about me being an underage drinker ;) they probably thought so since i had someone over before, when they were gone, but always told them. They're cool with it though. Also i definitely do not have an alcohol problem. Actually i rarely drink at all. These were just two nights in a row on which i enjoyed sitting outside, looking at the sunset, listening to music and drinking a glass or two of wine. So i didn't even get drunk. Concerning the drink from the bottle tip: rest assured it will be taken into consideration for the next time :D
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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa
Keep it down
By Anonymous - 08/11/2018 22:00
Law and order
By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno
Rage Quit
By Redsnation - 08/08/2017 05:02
By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton
By Anonymous - 04/06/2017 00:00
Erection for Protection
By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00
Get over here
By Chocolaty - 22/07/2016 00:48 - Australia - Geelong
(facepalm)
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By NotSarahConnor - 11/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Staten Island
By AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11
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They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious
By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers
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By Poolfool - 03/10/2018 13:30
Grossed out
By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany
Let him have his innocence
By sydcaller618 - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Richmond
Wet dream
By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom
By unemployedliar - 23/05/2017 02:09 - United States - Aurora
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Op here, wow I didn't know this would actually get published. Yeah I know I shouldn't have lied but I should probably mention that I do know some Japanese (more conversational than fluent, probably enough to be able to assist a customer). I figured it would be okay. Lesson learned. As you can probably figure out, I didn't get the job though.
By Sleeping moody - 08/08/2016 04:01 - United States - Hollywood
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OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.