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The Top
Superfreak
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Tricked
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Burnout Fail!
By FML Approved - 23/09/2017 21:00 - United States - New York
Orders
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Ghosts!
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Pray the pain away
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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 03:08 - Australia - Melbourne
He's a very naughty boy
By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 14:01
Leave me alone !
By failfailfail - 30/09/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom
Historical accuracy
By laststand11 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington
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Leaky
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In the mood
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Creepy
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Can't win
By Jobless - 12/03/2009 09:01 - Malaysia
Your future, our clutter
By pwib - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa
By buysavings - 21/09/2009 01:22 - United States
zz4htt90p tells us more.
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By Lesser - 17/02/2013 08:02 - Australia - Glenfield
Izabushel tells us more.
OP here. Having been 'blessed' with a bodacious bustline since early teens, I am used to men having difficulty maintaining eye contact with me, but my nephew has taken it to a new level. I thought that we might have an interesting day because when he came into my room in the morning, one of the first things he said to me was "Boobies gone!" and I said yes, boobies are gone because I was dressed. He then kept on saying 'bring boobies back!', in other words, show him my breasts. And of course I wouldn't. We then go shopping, he got tired and cranky, and thus ended with this situation. He normally is the loveliest and sweetest kid you could imagine. An absolute treasure. I am not just saying that because I am his Aunt. However he does have this obsession with breasts. Well mine in particular. I look very similar to my sister, so I don't know, maybe its a comfort thing going back to when he was breast fed. Then again I have been told I have magically comforting breasts. But he only does it with me so it's not like he is attacking random women in the street asking to see their breasts.
Dangleberries
By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada
By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
By publicenemy - 15/09/2009 12:16 - United States
By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States
Affectionate, huh?
By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby
Thanks, I guess
By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States
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Well, if I had a house, I would have stored it all, but I used my inheritance to go to college. I was 19 and they offered to store it.