By Sleepmonster - 11/05/2018 03:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda
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Saboteur!
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Indifference
By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 17:00
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Some people just don't like surprises
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By DamnHippieSoap - 29/08/2018 17:30 - United States - Estero
Cool rapper name
By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma
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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco
To the window, to the wall
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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma
Lies
By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 00:14 - United States
By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States
I need it
By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 06:55 - United Kingdom
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Legal Eagle
By randommanwill - 16/02/2016 20:22 - United States - Philadelphia
Hand sanitizer
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Hell
By Sleepless in Juneau - 26/11/2018 19:00 - United States - Fairbanks
By alliegator_13 - 17/10/2011 14:14 - United States
alliegator_13 tells us more.
I'm a girl and yes my name is Allie. I tried to push him off of me but army dudes are tough. He was trained to fight and he still got his sister beat up. Haha. It's ok, I'll get even.
By Panda Man - 29/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Seattle
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This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.