The best cat
By Nyxilia - 07/12/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Edgware
By Nyxilia - 07/12/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Edgware
By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford
By unemployed - 18/10/2016 00:05 - United States - The Colony
By Miss_Whipped - 14/10/2016 06:04 - United States - Fort Worth
By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden
By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles
By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette
By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58
By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada
By thickly - 19/09/2016 17:31 - United States - Fayetteville
By jshum - 13/09/2016 15:02 - Australia - South Yarra
By Rex - 16/09/2017 16:15 - United States - Camden
By anon - 03/09/2017 21:45 - Belgium - Aarschot
By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose
By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49
By chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield
By depressed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hull
By neverthesame - 29/03/2012 02:53 - United States - Shelbyville
By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice
By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta
Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!
By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00
By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham
By emayc - 22/11/2017 05:00 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00
By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40
By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 05:00
By vegas-81 - 10/02/2014 03:39 - France
By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved
By Laviolette - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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