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Anonymous - 21/12/2011 23:36 - Canada
Plans shelved
Anonymous - 29/07/2009 15:18 - United States
Panic! At the high tea
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Hawkeye
hatesurf - - Peru
Run!
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vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26
Don't accept every dare
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moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton
moomanjohnny
I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".
accident - 14/02/2014 22:41 - United States - San Francisco
nykkymcallister - 19/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Baltimore
nykkymcallister
This is my FML!! I'm honestly surprised it got published. To add more to this, me and my husband both got smart watched (no not Apple watches) because I had gotten one and he wanted to steal it so I got him one too. I said that we should go around our yard and act like we're in a James Bond movie and he agreed. The neighbors didn't know it was us which is why the cops were called. No charges were pressed and my neighbors were fine with us being in their bushes after we told them what we were doing and they even wanted to join us lol. Thank you for all the nice comments!
BirthdayGirl - 24/07/2009 18:13 - United States
Sirquo
Alright, I'm the OP, and I left because I had a migraine and wanted to go lay down. I brought the cake inside and plopped it on the counter, since my parents said they would put it away. I did NOT have a party, and alright, my life sucks because I wanted an ice cream cake. I have no life, I have no friends, make you guys happy?
Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France
Brokeass Mountain
collegebroke - - United States - Lakewood
New management
anonix - 21/12/2014 19:08 - Canada
Whisky ********
noO - 07/02/2016 17:43 - United States - Greenwood
One last thing…
Anonymous - - United States
Delivery!
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Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States
I didn't have enough room to tell the full story, but yeah... I'm pretty shy :/ I can talk to strangers and people fine and introduce myself to people, and I like to think I'm a nice person to be around, but I hate "inconvieniencing people" so I was scared to go over and ask if I could come too cause I thought my presence would make things awkward and ruin it for everyone... yeah. My parents got mad at me too when I told them, but I'm just really socially awkward so that happens a lot. Also, they're just a really close group of friends with all the same classes, etc and I'm just sort of that weird outlier lol. Most of the people in the group were acquiantances who I talked to occasionally but weren't very close to, though there were a couple of friends I was closer with a couple years ago when neither of us really had friends then I am now. And honestly, those "friends" definitely use me and take more than they give; they come to me for a shoulder to cry on and a secret-keeper to rant to but don't really talk to me otherwise... I'm the last resort :( I definitely recognize that they aren't he healthiest relationships, and I would disassociate myself from them altogether, but I honestly don't have anyone else ;-; Better to have half-friends than no one, reputation wise... Plus, I'm transferring to a new school this year so yay for fresh starts! I'm just staying optimistic that I'll find some... more faithful friends I guess. Thank you to the people who posted nice messages, I honestly needed that :)