By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia
The Top
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More than enough, thanks
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Classic Mom moment
By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States
It's not what you think!
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By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States
Letting you know
By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles
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Hang up
By hangup - 04/07/2009 15:51 - United States
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Oversharing is caring
By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom
By gavinbanks - 21/07/2013 22:55 - United States - Medford
gavinbanks tells us more.
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!
By whyarewerelated - 08/09/2011 15:41 - United Kingdom
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By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States
Fainting time
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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley
Dodgy
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By wasliedtoasakid - 13/04/2016 02:34 - United States - Turlock
wasliedtoasakid tells us more.
Hello! OP, here. I appreciate the comments, especially the hilarious sarcasm and puns haha! :D So here's the full story: I just came out of the gym after P.E. (before the bell rang so everybody was still in class) and there was this kid like 30 ft away (going to the bathroom, I assume) and since my hair was really messy, I took out my brush, which is one of those full-size brushes that folds. So apparently this kid thought I had a pocket knife or a switchblade or something because of the way I unfolded the brush (image the same motion you would use to crack a whip or flick a wand or whatever - that's how I opened it because my hands were full). Also, I guess the kid thinks that I brush my hair with a yellow knife...? Anyway, he reported me. I got sent to the Dean and I explained what happened and showed him the "weapon." Luckily, he believed me and not that shit-for-brains kid, so I didn't actually get expelled.
FitBitch
By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener
By jailofc - 07/11/2012 05:48 - United States - Flagstaff
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Hey everyone I am the OP, I am a CO at a very "nice" jail as I like to think, we treat our inmates with respect as long as they show respect back ( I didn't mean to start a political debate here haha). Basically, I thought it was stupid to be bitched out about my "customer service" because that is a very strange thing to say about a jail, where SAFETY and SECURITY should be priority. And frankly, I don't believe my *accused* criminals should be served in any other way besides providing safety and security.
By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States
By tina247 - 24/01/2011 15:50
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hey im the one who did this post.. so to explain all of this, i wasn't in pennsylvania at the time. thats just where i live now. my grandma lives in alaska. she lives in like a really isolated cabin area. it doesn't even have running water. she likes it out there. and 3 hours is a exageration. its actually two hours. yet again with my grandma's really beat up car and well, her slow driving, it takes us about 3 hours. and yes its safee for her to live out there by herself (and my grandpa) because they are both very very healthy. and not that old. she's a little over 50 and my grandpa is only 40 cause he just got married to her. and for everyone who's wondering, I WAS ASLEEEP. i woke up due to the terrible smell. my grandma made me stay in a serperate room and my plane ride was on monday morning and i had some trouble with the plane ride and getting through security. i had to put a huge plastic bag over it and lets just say, THANK YA FEBREEZE. but in the end, i came home and my first stop was the hospital. i hope everyone got a good kick out of it though. cause i didn't. not to mention cell phone service was real bad out there, and my mom made me stay to keep my grandparents company (she thinks its bad that they are so isolated.) oh and you have to go to the doctors to get the cast off. theres no way that smell is gonna get out. although i wish i had known about the vinegar trick before. and for anyone who doesn't have a cat, STFU. it smells like death. ughh it was prettty bad, and also thank the lord for nose plugs.