By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress
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Get back
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Multitasking
By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Friends
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This wasn't a recent event but happened a year ago. To those who say I should be grateful, I am! I am so very grateful and I view life in a more positive life. I'm a strong advocate for Epilepsy and against Ableism in any form. It really was an event that changed my life. When it comes to college, if I didn't have this health scare, I'd still probably be on the path to become a teacher, not making my art a career. To those who ask, "Why not have the test in the first place?!" It's not that simple. First they take MRI's then EEG's. I had several of those over the course of time. The test was a last resort when my Neurologist couldn't figure out why the strongest meds weren't helping me. So I went to John Hopkins for a week long EEG test. This was me sitting in bed with wires all attached to my head. This is not a light test but a test to really see if there was something really wrong with my mind. But after all this, I'm glad it's just psychogenic seizures, not real epilepsy. But the whole experience was a life changer.
By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France
Lost
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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville
Don't pick up
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Touch grass
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Handy
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Spooky season is nearly here
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By chelsea - 07/03/2011 22:23
Make your mind up!
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Uggos R us
By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.