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Yuletide log

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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EverestMelting 23

Friday 26 December 2014 17:38

Take her place and see who comes up to you.

aylind 18

Friday 26 December 2014 17:39

She was being a needy little attention seeker, ignore her. I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would be willing to kiss you OP. :)

Comments

Recoveryben 15

Friday 26 December 2014 17:56

Hey, ya win some, ya lose some.

Darkness_Hate 29

Friday 26 December 2014 18:10

Better luck for the New Year's Eve! Don't be sad because of her Op.

Danielvera212 4

Friday 26 December 2014 18:34

You: my chest Dx

garebear61 14

Friday 26 December 2014 18:50

Every hitter strikes out occasionally. Don't give up.

FemskyD 26

Friday 26 December 2014 19:10

Atleast you know where you stand.. Alone ^^,

xluciferx666 21

Friday 26 December 2014 20:14

She's just playing hard to get or your pure animal magnetism was too much for her to handle

Jasim 17

Friday 26 December 2014 20:17

You probably were too hot for her to handle. #nohomo.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 27 December 2014 1:15

Hash tags? Let's not... This isn't Twitter :P

godspeedkills 8

Friday 26 December 2014 22:00

FYL but good job having the cojones to make a move. YDI for taking that bate, though. 'Twas obviously a trap

vikky538 28

Friday 26 December 2014 22:01

Might be a wrong signal...

whatthefhumanity 7

Friday 26 December 2014 23:43

Oh well OP, not everyone is going to be attracted to you. She didn't want to kiss you, she moved away. She could have been much more nasty about it.

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 27 December 2014 4:30

Look, when people get rejected, especially by someone they're interested in, it's understandable to feel a bit down. I'm sure op knows that not everyone will be attracted to him, obviously, but that's not the point.