You're not my real mom

violatedbuttcrack - - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
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camsterjoe 12

Some people would be delighted to have that sort of action.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Butt I'll bet you'll never forget to check for it from now on, will you? ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

She's hot for your spot.

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mangoboy1 19

Sexual harassment charges?

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laden_swallow09 34

I don't think you know what sexual harassment is.

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MzZombicidal 36

Those words you're using, I don't think they mean what you think they mean.

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perdix 29

Different strokes for different folks.

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olpally 32

Haha. That's creepy as ****! Weirdness level::: 1,000,000.

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HortonThelephant 15

I think you meant: Heightened expeditiously :)

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Dave_Davington 33

Sounds like you had a cracking good time.

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slmchicd12 23

I'll bet she has kids and just tucked it out of reflex. She was just trying to be helpful.

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perdix 29

#27, I'm a dad and a pretty "hands-y" guy, but I've never developed a reflex sticking my finger in a child's butt crack. I'm not sure that excuse is going to fly.

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perdix 29

#1, nah, most of the patrons are going for the frontcrack.

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