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By "Bannannabrainz" - 12/11/2018 08:29 - United States - Schertz

Today, I was having sex with one of my friends in my poorly lit truck and only to find out after that she has a cut on her vagina leading to blood all over my seats and dick. FML
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You deserved it 19
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BurnInDemonFire 35

How the hell did you manage to finish without her stopping you because of the pain? Did she try, or was she completely oblivious until you saw the blood? Hopefully she went to the hospital, and got stitched up, and you didn't ask her to pay for the cleaning of your seats. You can pay for the seltzer water and lemon yourself, since you tried to make it seem as though it was her fault.

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Heisenberg_1025480854 5

Do you comment on every post around here? Btw I’m new here..

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sunnyray812 42

More like **** HER life. Having a cut around the ****** hurts so damn bad. I hope she's ok and doesn't need to be stitched up.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

How the hell did you manage to finish without her stopping you because of the pain? Did she try, or was she completely oblivious until you saw the blood? Hopefully she went to the hospital, and got stitched up, and you didn't ask her to pay for the cleaning of your seats. You can pay for the seltzer water and lemon yourself, since you tried to make it seem as though it was her fault.

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Heisenberg_1025480854 5

Do you comment on every post around here? Btw I’m new here..

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