Animals, Health and Dogs: Woof woof

Woof woof

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02

Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML

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Jessica Carey 11

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**** that he was in their yard

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JackWood 20

Tuesday 10 October 2023 0:26

You obviously mean the dog is getting a bit slow in your head.

emmalou 19

Tuesday 10 October 2023 8:45

**** that they need to be responsible for their dog, what if it was a child. Is there no fence???

Jessica Carey 11

Tuesday 10 October 2023 9:32

**** that he was in their yard

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