Intimacy: Wild allegation

Wild allegation

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Dumbass

By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

Comments

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Monday 13 February 2012 18:15

I clearly fail to see how 156's comment was unrelated. It's about birth control, and so is the Original Post. She was talking about condition's that could be helped by birth control.. Oh, look at that, so was OP. Grow up and read things thoroughly.

georgiag_93 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:48

Do you have turners Syndrome?

sgonza 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:27

Its ok! Find yourself a smart bf now!

Parisgirl34 12

Monday 4 June 2012 20:17

Ya some girls don't use birthcontrol just not to get pregant, I have a 19 year old friend who uses birth control for her skin

nicolejeanb 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:46

OMG! i have PCOS too! it sucks...

ZetaBarrie 5

Friday 24 August 2012 1:02

Some girls get birth control to make their period lighter, maybe take him to the doctors with you?

ObnoxiousJeans 6

Thursday 13 December 2012 0:14

Yeah, boys usually think of only sex whenever they see birth control. Are you cheating on me? We never had sex! xD his argument is invalid because he didn't take the time to research birth control's benefits.

Sinsation 7

Saturday 22 June 2013 20:42

TBH, even if it is the truth, it sounds pretty thin to me, too.

Paksenarrion 24

Friday 2 May 2014 8:05

So what you are a doctor now? You know every condition a person can have and what medicines can treat them? Most, if not all, medicines can be used for a host of issues.