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Why so serious?

DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Bruce - 01/12/2022 18:00

Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML

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cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2012 08:01 - United States

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

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Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

Lol that's like 3 FMLs in one

BuffaloSabres134 8

Monday 18 June 2012 16:03

I hate it when that happens.

MsMeiriona 2

Wednesday 20 June 2012 2:34

"Come at me with that banana!"

Miss_Mandi 29

Wednesday 20 June 2012 3:13

Does your grandma have Alzheimer's? Mine does, and that's definitely something she would do/say. :/

vintage3113 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 5:08

Hahahahaha!!

pinkybeast 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:05

when the hell did this happeen

MrClassicsMan 3

Wednesday 20 June 2012 20:36

I guess she'd already tried passionfruit, oranges, apples, grapefruit (whole and segmented), pomegranites, greengages, grapes, lemons, plums and mangoes in syrup... And cherries. Red and black.

Lilybugg16 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:05

Let's just say she's bananas

nillycullen 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 5:21

Banana!

EpicFail1520 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 20:26

I've heard of banana phone, but not banana gun...

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Friday 22 June 2012 1:19

I hope she is okay. I think the problem your mother is worried about is probably also her state of mind that she wants to kill herself. Showing you care about her is important, even if the method she intends to use seems ridiculous. It should be taken seriously - does she need counselling? Hope you are okay..