Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Who are you? - FML

Who are you?

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

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Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 12 March 2022 9:23

She might just be REALLY bad with faces, I guess?

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Sunday 13 March 2022 2:12

Theres a thing called face blindness in which people cant recognize faces, even their own parents' faces.

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Anderling 32

Saturday 12 March 2022 9:23

She might just be REALLY bad with faces, I guess?

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Sunday 13 March 2022 2:12

Theres a thing called face blindness in which people cant recognize faces, even their own parents' faces.

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