Today, while trying to go downstairs to the bathroom, my cat...

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By april2195 - 10/07/2018 00:38 - United States - Crawfordsville

Today, while trying to go downstairs to the bathroom, my cat kept trying to get out. Right before I walked out, I shooed him with my foot, hitting my toe on the door, ripping my toenail off. You win, cat. You win. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 13 July 2018 18:15

Why don't you have a cat flap?

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 16:24

This became a YDI as soon as you mentioned being the servant of a cat. What, did you think you were the owner? That's so CUTE.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 13 July 2018 18:15

Why don't you have a cat flap?

OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 24 August 2018 16:24

This became a YDI as soon as you mentioned being the servant of a cat. What, did you think you were the owner? That's so CUTE.

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