Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML
smth simular happend to me i woke up in a field luckily with my trousers on but a bad sunburn covered in puke(on my trousers) and 50 miles away from theplace the party had been it turned out to be worse because the party was in north bavaria and i come from munich (south) so looking like a loonatic i looked for 3 hours to get to the next village only to be screamed at an old lady whoose doorbell i had rang to ask for a phone and the story continued... the story is very long/complicated and i'm drunk right now i can't remeber why i'm writing this...
your super drunk powers far surpass mine haha
immediately presses YDI