When you think you have the perfect argument... By Lewis - 09/12/2018 18:00 - France - Paris Guess again! I agree, your life sucks 270 You deserved it 103 Share Tweet Share
Today, I snapped my banjo string while vigorously masturbating. I was so ashamed, I told the doctor I did it during sex, but I could tell they didn’t believe me. I want to curl up and die but that hurts my stitches, so I guess I’ll have to lie flat on my back and die instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 657 You deserved it 1 434
Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage for his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 691 You deserved it 3 040
Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML I agree, your life sucks 663 You deserved it 110
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 331 You deserved it 2 118
Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML I agree, your life sucks 664 You deserved it 217
Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 047 You deserved it 16 844
Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 608 You deserved it 2 963
Today, I found that windshield wipers on my car had been stolen. I bought a pair of new ones for around $10 but when I was trying to put them in place, I failed to hold a wiper holder and it slipped down on the windshield, causing cracks. Now I have to replace the windshield which will cost approximately $150. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 272 You deserved it 7 241