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By Vileblood91 - 26/06/2018 18:56

Today, I went to the chiropractor to get adjusted for the first time in a few years, after she looked at my x-rays, she turns to me and says "you have arthritis in your back, a birth defect in your left hip as well as the neck of someone who was rear ended in a car crash." I was never in a car crash. FML
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Sertorius 10

Yeah, get a second opinion from someone that isn't a total quack. Chiropractic is complete pseudoscience. Go see a reputable physiotherapist.

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user53658 15

And then she went on to saying 'but don't worry, this is all fixable in just only 36 sessions' ?

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user53658 15

And then she went on to saying 'but don't worry, this is all fixable in just only 36 sessions' ?

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Callyn 47

You believe a chiropractor? Might as well believe the phone sex operator when she tells you how big your dick is. If you're actually having medical issues, go to an actual doctor with medical training not some quack who might as well be casting Cure Light Wounds on you. Wait, someone casting Cure Light Wounds would be more beneficial than a chiropractor because there's no chance that the D&D nerd would paralyze you, which is not the case with the chiropractor.

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Sertorius 10

Yeah, get a second opinion from someone that isn't a total quack. Chiropractic is complete pseudoscience. Go see a reputable physiotherapist.

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