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By kubbyp - 13/12/2025 06:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

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You deserved it 4 077

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By DL06 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 643

Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 141

You deserved it 11 325

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 504

You deserved it 249

Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70

You deserved it 923

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 10:00 - United States - East Islip

Today, a relative showed me a picture of her phone. I also saw a picture of her husband, a friend, sleeping. He looked like he was dead to the world. I asked, jokingly, "Why is there a picture of a dead guy on your phone?" Turns out it was her father, who is in the hospital, and dying any day now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 346

You deserved it 829

By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 158

You deserved it 5 535

Weirded out

By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 528

You deserved it 270

By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 17:31

Today, my elderly coworker was telling me about a long-lost friend, so I helped her use the Internet to look the friend up. We found her. Specifically, her obituary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 320

You deserved it 1 040

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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You deserved it 782

scooterdude720 19

Friday 4 April 2014 9:11

Yes, but then again she hardly knew him. Plus, my first choice for sympathy wouldn't be FML.

meowimmakat 23

Friday 4 April 2014 8:56

Sorry for your loss

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 4 April 2014 9:57

Awww... I'm so sorry for your loss, OP.

kendallfireHD 16

Friday 4 April 2014 10:00

Oh god. I'm so sorry.

Witchylady 17

Friday 4 April 2014 11:24

Oops! I get you never saw that one coming?

jrn 14

Friday 4 April 2014 11:29

Yeeeah.....THAT'S the reason

SweetJTBR 22

Friday 4 April 2014 11:58

Usually I leave FML with a smile. That's not the case tonight. I'm sorry. :c

ErinRosado 14

Friday 4 April 2014 13:32

Wow, what a way to find out. I'm sorry, OP. I can't believe people are actually voting YDI on this.

Cherryta 17

Friday 4 April 2014 13:55

Sorry for your loss...I guess.

Caelophile 8

Friday 4 April 2014 14:07

This is a true FML.

INeedAUserNamr 13

Friday 4 April 2014 14:33

What if OP gets a call from him ands its just like DEAD RINGER

gbrodee1 5

Friday 4 April 2014 14:34

I guess you could call that relationship*puts on sunglasses* dead

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