Tree Fall Fail By FML Approved - 13/10/2017 03:00 If a tree falls in a parking lot and nobody flinches, did it really fall at all? I agree, your life sucks 465 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 332 You deserved it 1 984
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 297 You deserved it 349
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 135 You deserved it 51 316
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to “describe a time I overcame a challenge.” My mind went blank. After 10 seconds of silence, I blurted out, “Once, I tried to cancel my gym membership.” FML I agree, your life sucks 272 You deserved it 144
Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 197 You deserved it 4 756
Today, my husband walked in, lit a cigarette, burped, farted, opened two beers at once, then sat down in his armchair in his boxers to watch anime. My three best friends sat on the sofa thought it was hilarious while I was mortified. FML I agree, your life sucks 424 You deserved it 106
if your mom gets bang and she moans loud, does.it really count?